CAUSE OF DEATH
The Long Handover: A Study in Mutual Assured Destruction
In the waning moments of its existence, The Long Handover achieved a remarkable feat of biological impossibility—three holders, frozen in perfect stasis, trading amongst themselves in a volume so negligible it would shame a single ant's daily labor. One might say the token didn't die so much as simply forgot to breathe, expiring quietly in the metabolic equivalent of a comatose state, its authorities revoked like a license suspended from a driver who never learned to steer.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Concentration toxicity with complete liquidity evaporation
EPITAPH
"It promised a long handover, but delivered only a brief goodbye—a true masterclass in anticlimax."
