LOL/DSWk..pump
FLATLINED
LOL

LOLDSWkeJFDYfe1cxMdQfPUowhqBrcxt1Rqn3Fa8anapump

DSWk..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Catastrophic liquidity failure and coordinate exit

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
1/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$1.0K
-50.2% · 24h
Volume 24h
$9.78
Holders
3
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersSteep DeclineNo VolumeHeavy Concentration
FDV
$1.05B
Price USD
$5.27e-7
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

LOL Token: A Stillborn Meme's Tragic Journey

Here we observe the LOL token in its natural habitat: the grave. Born mere hours ago with all the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane, it has completed its lifecycle with remarkable efficiency. The top ten holders controlling 100% of supply suggests a rather exclusive afterparty that nobody else was invited to.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Flatlined
$9.78 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Catastrophic liquidity failure and coordinate exit
Patient Note

It lasted zero hours and cost $9.78 in volume—truly, the market spoke, and it said LOL.

Holders

§ 04 · 3 wallets
Top 1
50.3%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
01Do5s...NpPh50.25%
02BwWK...de6sAUTOPSY49.74%
03Fhxm...cd5o0.00%