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Swole Cat: Born Dead, Died Twice

In the cruel theatre of decentralized finance, we observe the swole cat—a creature that achieved a 229% price elevation in mere hours, a peculiar evolutionary strategy that nature, and indeed the market, had no interest in preserving. Like a mayfly with delusions of grandeur, it burned brilliantly and vanished almost instantaneously, leaving behind only the skeletal remains of $0 liquidity and the faint stench of retail desperation. The authorities, wisely revoked at birth, could not save what was never truly alive.