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Dawnny's Twenty-Three Minute Miracle Dies Spectacularly

Here we observe the Scottish duck, born mere hours ago into a hostile ecosystem. With ninety-five percent of its genetic material concentrated in the talons of ten predators, and zero liquidity to sustain its fragile existence, Dawnny never stood a chance. Like a mayfly at a funeral, it burned bright, burned fast, and burned alone.