STEADY EDDY/DQsR..pump
FLATLINED
Steady Eddy

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$SEDQsR..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Extreme concentration, vanishing liquidity, infant mortality

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
28/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$4.0K
-16.5% · 24h
Volume 24h
$59.6K
Holders
5
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$4.04B
Price USD
$4.04e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Steady Eddy's Remarkably Brief Existential Crisis

In the scorching deserts of the blockchain, we observe Steady Eddy's tragic one-hour lifecycle—a cautionary tale of ambition meeting concentrated wealth. Like a mayfly that questions its purpose mid-flight, this token plummeted sixteen percent whilst still wet behind its smart contract ears. Five holders, one heart, zero liquidity: the perfect recipe for what we in the financial world call 'getting rekt with remarkable efficiency.'

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Active
$59.6K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Extreme concentration, vanishing liquidity, infant mortality
Patient Note

Here lies Steady Eddy, who proved that revoking all authority is the one thing one cannot revoke: the authority of the market to say no.

Holders

§ 04 · 5 wallets
Top 1
99.5%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
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028avM...BanT0.50%
038psN...VRtf0.00%
044iBe...7Ycy0.00%
05Gpt1...HTVe0.00%