Unstable Farting UnicornDQ6UNh9mHwgLMRt8cWobz5cvMDm3iaR7ZQgKeKXnpump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.
Infant mortality from concentrated whale holdings
Grade Score
18/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.1K
Volume 24h
$2.36
Holders
15
Liquidity DrainedHeavy Concentration
Field Report
Unicorn's Maiden Voyage Ends In Flames
Here we observe the Unstable Farting Unicorn in its natural habitat—mere hours after birth, already convulsing with a 25.9% seizure. With zero liquidity and 60.9% of tokens hoarded by a privileged few, this creature never truly stood a chance; it was less a financial instrument and more a elaborate exit strategy masquerading as whimsy.
Diagnosis
Activity
Flatlined
$2.36 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 99.8% of supply.
Cause
Likely Cause
Infant mortality from concentrated whale holdings
Patient Note
Born at midnight, dead by breakfast—a brief and gaseous existence that proved unicorns, like their flatulence, are best kept imaginary.
Holders
Top 1
99.3%
Top 5
99.8%
Top 10
100.0%
014egR...vCdK99.25%
02EKyL...C9ZN0.27%
03Fmdi...EJMy0.12%
043KRc...CbLX0.10%
05CfWZ...bpuC0.10%
06ANA8...1g510.08%
07F1FM...CtSz0.03%
088psN...VRtf0.02%
09CQFZ...nfyh0.02%
10FfwS...fk4U0.00%