Unicorn's Maiden Voyage Ends In Flames

Here we observe the Unstable Farting Unicorn in its natural habitat—mere hours after birth, already convulsing with a 25.9% seizure. With zero liquidity and 60.9% of tokens hoarded by a privileged few, this creature never truly stood a chance; it was less a financial instrument and more a elaborate exit strategy masquerading as whimsy.