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Artificial Giga Inu Collapses After Mere Hour

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the Artificial Giga Inu in its final throes—a creature born merely sixty minutes ago, already circling the drain with the grace of a wounded gazelle. The top ten predators, having gorged themselves on 96% of the supply, have begun their exodus, leaving only 47 bewildered retail investors to contemplate the spectacular geometry of their losses. Nature, it seems, abhors a vacuum far less than it abhors a pump-and-dump scheme.