CAUSE OF DEATH
Bonk Guy: Born Dead, Stayed That Way
In the vast savanna of the Solana blockchain, we observe a most peculiar specimen—a token that achieved the remarkable feat of expiring before it could properly be said to have lived. With a single holder commanding absolute dominion and liquidity that exists only in the realm of imagination, Bonk Guy represents nature's most efficient form of financial extinction: the stillborn pump-and-dump.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instant, total, and spectacularly concentrated rug pull
EPITAPH
"Here lies Bonk Guy, who taught us that sometimes the fastest way to zero is to never leave the starting line."
