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Newborn Token Found Dead in Crib

In the savage ecosystem of Solana, we observe a creature that lived merely one hour before experiencing a catastrophic 40% hemorrhage. Like a mayfly that never quite made it to adulthood, Hermes Agent achieved an A grade and revoked both authorities—all the right moves, tragically too late. The $464k in frenzied trading volume represents nothing more than the death throes of retail investors discovering they'd purchased an ornamental corpse.