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Case file · ante-mortem observation

FLATLINED.

Catastrophic structural failure meets mathematical impossibility

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F

Grade Score

8/100

Grade F · FLATLINED

Mkt Cap

$2.3K

Volume 24h

$4.49

Holders

Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration

FDV

$2.35B

Price USD

$2.35e-6

DEX

pumpfun

Pool

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Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Coal Coin: Born Gasping, Dead on Arrival

In the primordial swamps of Solana, we observe a peculiar specimen—Coal Coin emerged mere hours ago, only to discover that 82% of its population had already claimed the exits. Like a mayfly that forgot to evolve wings, it experienced a spectacular 212% rally before realizing it had zero liquidity: a financial Ponzi scheme so poorly constructed, even the architects abandoned ship before the ribbon-cutting ceremony.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings

Activity

Flatlined

$4.49 volume / 24h.

Holders

Extreme cluster

Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion

Likely Cause

Catastrophic structural failure meets mathematical impossibility

Patient Note

It burned bright, briefly, and entirely for no one's benefit but its creators'—a truly renewable energy source of disappointment.

Holders

§ 04 · 4 wallets

Top 1

99.9%

Top 5

100.0%

Top 10

100.0%

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