CAUSE OF DEATH
Dog House Collapses After One Hour
In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the Dog House token in its final moments—a creature that lived mere hours before succumbing to the predatory forces of concentrated ownership and catastrophic price collapse. With 98.9% of tokens nestled in the jaws of the top ten holders, this token never stood a chance; it was not born to survive, but rather to serve as a cautionary tale for the unwary retail investor.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme concentration, flash crash deflation
EPITAPH
"Here lies Dog House: it never learned to bark, only to rug."