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The Nietzschean Cow: A One-Hour Tragedy

In the primordial swamps of decentralized finance, we observe a curious specimen—the Nietzschean Cow—which achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it truly lived. Born merely sixty minutes ago, it experienced a catastrophic 93% decline, a metabolic collapse so severe that even its creators abandoned it, revoking all authority as one might flee a sinking vessel. Like a mayfly born at sunset, it had barely time to contemplate its own existence before plummeting into the abyss.