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Speedrun to Financial Oblivion in Record Time

Here we observe a specimen of remarkable brevity—born mere hours ago, yet already decomposing with the urgency of a nature documentary on fast-forward. The 426% price surge, nature's cruel mirage, lasted precisely as long as it takes two insiders to decide they've had enough fun. A masterclass in how quickly paradise collapses when the only two shareholders realize they're holding the same bag.