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Dormant Agent: Dead on Arrival, Post-Launch

In the unforgiving savanna of Solana, we observe a remarkable creature that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it truly lived. Born merely an hour ago, Dormant Agent's meteoric rise and catastrophic 57% collapse represents nature's way of saying 'perhaps this was not meant to be.' The authorities have been revoked, the liquidity evaporates like morning dew, and the top holders—clutching 59.5% of this valueless estate—face the grim realization that they are, in fact, bag holders of the most literal kind.