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A Newborn's Tragic Ninety-Four Percent Collapse

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a creature that never quite drew its first breath. Born merely hours ago with all the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane, this token achieved the remarkable feat of losing nearly its entire value before most holders even finished their morning coffee. Nature, it seems, has a sense of timing—and a cruel sense of humor.