CAUSE OF DEATH
Business Cat: Born, Pumped, Dumped, Forgotten
In the harsh ecosystem of Solana, we observe a peculiar specimen—the Business Cat—which achieved the remarkable distinction of being stillborn. With a mere four holders commanding absolute dominion and zero liquidity to speak of, this token represents perhaps the purest form of financial fiction ever minted. Its $86.96 in daily volume suggests someone, somewhere, briefly believed.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Concentrated ownership, zero liquidity, immediate abandonment
EPITAPH
"It had no business being here, and certainly no business wearing that hat."
