KOOLAIDPINEAPPLERETATRUTIDEWHEEL/DJHG..nCmy
FLATLINED
KoolaidPineappleRetatrutideWheel

KoolaidPineappleRetatrutideWheelDJHG9iRCjiM3rX6Q6cLHEpQsAEgv4JcHtFeTfvBJnCmy

DJHG..nCmy
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Acute absence of actual utility or purpose

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
21/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.8K
+5.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$790.95
Holders
3
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.06B
Price USD
$2.06e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Newborn Token Dies At Birth, Causes Unknown

In the unforgiving ecosystem of decentralized finance, we observe a truly remarkable specimen—a token so spectacularly devoid of merit that it achieved clinical death before its first breath. Born merely hours ago with zero liquidity and three holders sharing complete ownership, this creature never stood a chance; it is nature's way of saying 'perhaps not everything deserves to exist.'

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Sparse
$790.95 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Acute absence of actual utility or purpose
Patient Note

It had everything going for it: a confusing name, no liquidity, and three people who definitely knew each other. What could possibly have gone wrong?

Holders

§ 04 · 3 wallets
Top 1
95.5%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
01ARLw...tPNc95.52%
024AwS...x4PF3.27%
03h5yQ...1Y3U1.21%