CAUSE OF DEATH
Nyancat: A Newborn's Stillbirth in Real Time
In the beginning, there was 157% volatility and the promise of decentralization. But nature, it seems, had other plans. Born mere hours ago with all three of its holders clutching 100% of supply, Nyancat exemplified that rarest of blockchain creatures: a token so perfectly designed that it required no time whatsoever to fail completely.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instant, total, and spectacularly preventable illiquidity
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"It lived fast, died young, and left absolutely no liquidity behind—a true exit scam that forgot to exit."
