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Case file · ante-mortem observation

STABLE.

Not yet deceased; awaiting catalyst

DEX · pumpswapChain · SolanaGrade · A

Grade Score

80/100

Grade A · STABLE

Mkt Cap

$17.0K

-29.3% · 24h

Liquidity

$11.6K

Volume 24h

$8.5K

Holders

400

FDV

$12.04B

Price USD

$1.20e-5

DEX

pumpswap

Pool

7qCr..KSfx ↗

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Bumpy Survives Against All Odds

In the harsh ecosystem of Solana's trading floors, we observe a remarkable specimen: Bumpy, the token that refuses to die despite every evolutionary pressure suggesting otherwise. With a mere $15,455 in liquidity and half its supply concentrated in ten wallets, this creature exhibits the survival instincts of a cockroach in a nuclear winter—impressive, if not entirely rational.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings

Liquidity

Draining

$11.6K pool depth.

Activity

Modest

$8.5K volume / 24h.

Holders

Skewed

Top 5 hold 46.1% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion

Likely Cause

Not yet deceased; awaiting catalyst

Patient Note

It's not dead yet, but the Top 10 holders are definitely checking their watches.

Holders

§ 04 · 400 wallets

Top 1

34.1%

Top 5

46.1%

Top 10

57.9%

017qCr...KSfx34.13%

028Rpd...65q43.15%

03HD5A...4Dov3.02%

048fSn...EyLJAUTOPSY2.92%

05H41P...zAkH2.89%

06G3Tc...EeZ82.62%

07A9AU...YnSR2.44%

08Gthx...Qw9G2.36%

099bGo...dNGc2.20%

104wDz...k3S12.13%

BEHAVIORAL COST BREAKDOWN

96.89 SOL

total lost — cohort

Emotional TradingPRIMARY

82.95 SOL85.6%

Mistimed Exits

0.000 SOL0.0%

Position Sizing

13.94 SOL14.4%

Standard Losses

0.000 SOL0.0%

Emotional Trading drove most of the cost across this cohort. Panic buys, panic exits, averaging down into losses.

Based on 3 holders · scanned 29d ago

Wallet Casualties

§ 05 · 3 known

525L...fXJT

Kept buying. It kept dumping. They kept buying.

-79.868 SOL

Cozx...gxCw

Never sold. Still holding. Still hoping.

-13.936 SOL

3q5L...THjf

Never sold. Still holding. Still hoping.