GEL₮DFRDCxpUW49V4yRrnyeiGsyMdfjV1BZLstrkW3i8pump

Newborn Token Found Dead on Arrival

Here we observe GEL₮, a specimen that managed to achieve clinical death before drawing its first breath. With zero liquidity and all holders concentrated among the elite ten, this token represents perhaps the most efficient possible demonstration of how to create something with absolutely nothing to show for it. The revoked authorities suggest a last-minute attempt at respectability, much like applying cologne to a corpse.