CAUSE OF DEATH
NEET Coin: Birth, Hype, Death in Sixty Minutes
Here we observe a remarkable specimen of the genus Pump-and-Dump-icus—born merely an hour ago, yet somehow already decomposing at an alarming rate. The creature's brief existence was characterized by a violent 88% hemorrhage, suggesting predators made their kill while the prey still drew breath. One can only admire the efficiency of a collapse so swift, so total, that it renders the very concept of 'investment thesis' laughably quaint.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme concentration predation meets reality
EPITAPH
"They came not for the technology, but for the exit—and they found it remarkably quickly."