ニートコイン/DEw9..pump
FLATLINED
ニートコイン

ニートコインDEw9ACrmAgeueqdhMHaYCrpDhgBYAZLmeY7haNkRpump

$NEETDEw9..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Terminal illiquidity meets absolute holder apathy

DEX · pumpswapChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
33/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$1.4K
Liquidity
$2.7K
Volume 24h
$6.01
Holders
22
Thin LiquidityPrice CollapseHeavy Concentration
FDV
$1.44B
Price USD
$1.44e-6
DEX
pumpswap

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

NEET Coin: A Study in Toxic Concentration

Here we observe the cadaver of ニートコイン, a specimen that achieved the remarkable feat of perfect wealth concentration—a mathematical impossibility that would make even the most ruthless oligarch weep with envy. With twenty-three holders and a liquidity pool smaller than a moderately successful lemonade stand, this token entered the afterlife not with a bang, but with $1.97 of daily volume, a farewell whisper inaudible to even the most attentive market vulture.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Liquidity
Critically low
$2.7K pool depth.
Activity
Flatlined
$6.01 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 99.8% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Terminal illiquidity meets absolute holder apathy
Patient Note

They revoked the mint and freeze authorities, thinking decentralization mattered. Turns out, so did having actual buyers.

Holders

§ 04 · 22 wallets
Top 1
99.4%
Top 5
99.8%
Top 10
100.0%
01D986...b7ZU99.39%
02HeEw...KYCc0.15%
033NtS...enoW0.15%
048m8y...PcRD0.10%
05FqUF...2tCJ0.05%
06FTnH...78920.05%
07DMnE...HPPa0.03%
088psN...VRtf0.03%
093qEF...3rNF0.02%
10GDxB...3vdJ0.01%