THE RETARDED BULL/DETb..pump
TERMINAL
The Retarded Bull

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$SPIDERDETb..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.

Extreme volatility, zero liquidity, whale concentration

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D
Grade Score
48/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$16.8K
+582.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$26.1K
Holders
66
Liquidity DrainedHeavy Concentration
FDV
$6.10B
Price USD
$6.10e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Three Hours to Catastrophic Volatility Collapse

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the remarkable lifecycle of SPIDER—a creature so young it hadn't yet learned to walk before the predators arrived. With a staggering 582% price swing in mere hours and liquidity evaporating like morning dew, this token represents nature's cruelest lesson: concentration in the hands of sixty-six holders is not diversification, it is a slow-motion extinction event.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Modest
$26.1K volume / 24h.
Holders
Concentrated
Top 5 hold 56.7% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Extreme volatility, zero liquidity, whale concentration
Patient Note

It lived fast, died young, and left behind only 66 confused holders wondering if they'd just witnessed innovation or arson.

Holders

§ 04 · 66 wallets
Top 1
29.7%
Top 5
56.7%
Top 10
66.4%
01FYH7...eEXr29.73%
02J9Hq...rQeB12.50%
037bcB...H8FN9.17%
045mCr...RQzm3.23%
059RiW...e3Rs2.02%
06ujAZ...xwZr2.00%
07DWV7...DZJ51.99%
088Kcm...244a1.97%
097kE3...CEuu1.91%
107Db3...cE9x1.91%