Superintelligence Failed to Predict Its Own Demise

Here we observe a peculiar specimen: a token so newly birthed it hadn't yet learned to breathe, let alone achieve artificial general intelligence. With 78.8% of its meager existence concentrated in the hands of ten holders, this misaligned superintelligence proved spectacularly aligned with the ancient practice of rugpull dynamics. In merely twenty-four hours, it experienced an 88.6% price collapse—a remarkable feat of self-destruction that suggests its intelligence was perhaps better suited to planning its own extinction than navigating market forces.