THE FINAL SHITCOIN/DDpU..pump
FLATLINED
The Final Shitcoin

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$SHITCOINDDpU..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Acute concentration myopia and liquidity evaporation

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
26/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.7K
-7.5% · 24h
Volume 24h
$153.34
Holders
20
Liquidity DrainedHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.63B
Price USD
$2.63e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

A Three-Hour Miracle Meets Its Maker

In the swamplands of Solana, we observe a peculiar specimen—born mere hours ago, already exhibiting the telltale signs of catastrophic concentration. With 79.8% of its tokens nestled in the wallets of its top ten holders, this creature never stood a chance; nature abhors a vacuum, but it positively despises a ponzi scheme. The $27,737 in volume represents the frenzied feeding frenzy before the inevitable starvation.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Flatlined
$153.34 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 98.7% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Acute concentration myopia and liquidity evaporation
Patient Note

Here lies SHITCOIN: it lived fast, burned bright, and proved that revoking authorities doesn't revoke human greed.

Holders

§ 04 · 20 wallets
Top 1
94.6%
Top 5
98.7%
Top 10
100.0%

Wallet Casualties

§ 05 · 1 known