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Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Instant liquidity evaporation meets inevitable rug pull

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
23/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$11.6K
+301.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$9.0K
Holders
1
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.38B
Price USD
$2.38e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Newborn Token Arrives Dead on Arrival

In the brutal ecosystem of decentralized finance, we observe a specimen that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it truly lived. Born mere hours ago with all the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane, this token's 301% price volatility served only to mask the terminal diagnosis: zero liquidity and ten holders clutching 100% of the supply—a mathematical impossibility dressed up as a transaction.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Modest
$9.0K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Instant liquidity evaporation meets inevitable rug pull
Patient Note

It burned brightly for six hours, which is four hours longer than anyone should have held it.

Holders

§ 04 · 1 wallets
Top 1
100.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
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