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The Buffalo's 77-Hour Extinction Event

Here we observe the rapidly fossilized remains of Donald Trump The Buffalo, a token whose ambitious name far exceeded its evolutionary fitness. In merely 77 hours, this creature faced the inexorable forces of market selection: zero liquidity, two lonesome holders, and a daily volume so meager it wouldn't sustain a single bacterium. The irony, of course, is that while authorities were revoked—a gesture toward decentralization—gravity was not.