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FART Token: A Spectacular Flatulence in Crypto

Here we observe the decomposing remains of FART, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of complete stagnation whilst still technically alive. With merely twenty-six holders—all of whom appear to be the same person wearing different hats—this specimen represents the natural endpoint of projects named after bodily functions. The $17.12 in daily volume suggests even the bots found better opportunities elsewhere.