CAUSE OF DEATH
Newborn Token Defies Gravity, Physics Concerned
In the beginning, there was KIDO—a mere hours-old creature that somehow achieved a 108% price surge, as if evolution had been put on fast-forward. With only $22,467 in liquidity and three thousand believers, it performed the financial equivalent of a mayfly experiencing a stock market boom in its single day of existence. Nature abhors a vacuum, but apparently, she's quite fond of pump-and-dumps.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Unsustainable velocity meets inevitable gravity
EPITAPH
"It burned bright, burned fast, and burned away—much like a penny stock's fever dream during a bull market's afternoon nap."
