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Newborn Token Found Dead on Arrival

In the beginning, there was bacteriophage—a microscopic predator released into the Solana ecosystem mere hours ago, destined to consume all in its path. Yet as we observe the cadaver before us, we find a creature that consumed itself instead: born with revoked authorities and a liquidity pool shallower than a puddle, it managed the remarkable feat of hemorrhaging 15% of its already meager value before its first sunrise. A sobering reminder that in nature, as in DeFi, even the most virulent organisms can expire before they've finished their opening act.