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Newborn Token Found Dead on Arrival

In the wild ecosystem of Solana, we observe a remarkable specimen—born mere hours ago, already expired. The GENERAL token's brief existence reads like a cautionary tale: five holders, zero liquidity, and a 138% price swing that suggests someone's general strategy was anything but. Here lies proof that revoking authorities cannot revoke the authority of a rug pull.