SIMPKIN/DAzj..pump
FLATLINED
Simpkin

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$SimpkinDAzj..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Concentrated ownership meets liquidity void

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
33/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.1K
+9.3% · 24h
Volume 24h
$2.8K
Holders
1
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$1.99B
Price USD
$1.99e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Simpkin: Born Dead, Stayed That Way

Here we observe Simpkin, a token so ephemeral it makes mayflies look like sequoias. In its mere infancy, this creature faced the ultimate predator: mathematics itself. With zero liquidity and two holders controlling the entire ecosystem, Simpkin discovered that decentralization, it turns out, is rather important.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Sparse
$2.8K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Concentrated ownership meets liquidity void
Patient Note

It lived for zero hours and somehow still managed to disappoint investors who weren't even awake yet.

Holders

§ 04 · 1 wallets
Top 1
100.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
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