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MemeLabz: A Stillborn Creature of Concentration

Here we observe MemeLabz, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of remaining perfectly, utterly flat—much like a specimen pressed between glass slides. With three-quarters of its meager holdings clustered among a chosen few, and a daily volume of $107.44 (a sum one might find in a stranger's couch), this creature never truly drew breath, despite its authorities being properly revoked in what can only be described as closing the barn door after the horses have quietly starved inside.