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Dogellionaire Dies in Spectacular One-Hour Collapse

In the beginning, there was hope. In the end, there was merely a cautionary tale. What we witness here is the natural lifecycle of a token born at noon and pronounced dead by one o'clock—a creature so perfectly engineered for failure that even revoking its authorities couldn't save it from its own inevitability.