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Busted Token: One Hour to Oblivion

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the remarkable lifecycle of *Busted*—a creature that achieved what few tokens manage: complete metabolic failure within sixty minutes. The specimen's remarkable 77% price collapse, coupled with a liquidity pool barely sufficient to purchase a used Honda Civic, suggests a final sprint toward evolutionary irrelevance that would make Darwin weep into his naturalist's journal.