WOJAK/D7Pa..pump
FLATLINED
wojak

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$WOJAKD7Pa..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Instantaneous liquidity evaporation and mathematical impossibility

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
11/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$675.41
-77.6% · 24h
Volume 24h
$2.8K
Holders
1
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersSteep DeclineHeavy Concentration
FDV
$1.32B
Price USD
$6.58e-7
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Wojak's Brief and Catastrophic Existence Concludes

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the wojak token in its natural habitat—which is to say, its death throes. Born mere hours ago with all the promise of a mayfly, it has achieved the remarkable feat of losing 77.6% of its value while maintaining the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane. Three holders stand vigil over its corpse, each clutching 33% of a token that now trades in the currency of broken dreams and regret.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Sparse
$2.8K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Instantaneous liquidity evaporation and mathematical impossibility
Patient Note

Here lies wojak, who learned too late that 'revoked authorities' cannot revoke the immutable laws of gravity—or mathematics.

Holders

§ 04 · 1 wallets
Top 1
100.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
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