CAUSE OF DEATH
Wojak's Brief and Catastrophic Existence Concludes
In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the wojak token in its natural habitat—which is to say, its death throes. Born mere hours ago with all the promise of a mayfly, it has achieved the remarkable feat of losing 77.6% of its value while maintaining the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane. Three holders stand vigil over its corpse, each clutching 33% of a token that now trades in the currency of broken dreams and regret.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instantaneous liquidity evaporation and mathematical impossibility
EPITAPH
"Here lies wojak, who learned too late that 'revoked authorities' cannot revoke the immutable laws of gravity—or mathematics."
