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Mayham: Born Gasping, Died Instantly

We observe here a remarkable specimen of the *Rugpullus instantaneous*, a token so thoroughly stillborn that it achieved negative utility faster than light. In its brief zero-hour existence, mayham managed the impressive feat of concentrating 100% of holdings among three holders—a mathematical marvel of financial inequality that would make even the most ruthless hedge fund blush. The authorities, perhaps sensing the futility of their charge, revoked themselves from this doomed enterprise before the body was even cold.