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Newborn Token Achieves Escape Velocity Before Gravity

In the waning moments of its first hour, the PURGE token experienced what can only be described as a spectacular metabolic event—a 94% surge in value that would make even the most seasoned pump-and-dump artist weep with envy. Yet here we observe nature's cruel irony: liquidity so shallow one could wade through it, holders so concentrated they might as well be a single vengeful deity, and a lifespan briefer than a mayfly's fever dream.