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Newborn Token Found Dead on Arrival

Here we observe the endangered coin in its natural habitat—mere hours old, yet already exhibiting the telltale signs of catastrophic market dysfunction. With ninety-five percent of its treasury concentrated in the hands of its creators, this creature never stood a chance; it was not born into the wild, but rather constructed as a elaborate trap, snapping shut the moment retail investors arrived for dinner.