CAUSE OF DEATH
The Normie: A One-Hour Descent Into Chaos
In the swamps of Solana, where tokens are born and promptly perish, we observe The Normie—a creature that survived merely 60 minutes before succumbing to the predatory mathematics of concentrated ownership. With 98.5% of its genetic material held by a mere ten organisms, the apex predators circled lazily before the inevitable feast, leaving behind only 47 bewildered witnesses and the faint aroma of rug-pull inevitability.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Acute terminal whale concentration syndrome
EPITAPH
"It was the most normie thing imaginable—dying before anyone could say its name twice."