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The Paralysed Cat Dies Before Breakfast

In what can only be described as a masterclass in financial futility, The Paralysed Cat gasped its last breath after merely sixty minutes of existence. The creature never had a chance—born into a hostile ecosystem with 95 hopeful hosts and liquidity reserves of precisely nothing, it was less a token and more a collective hallucination with blockchain credentials. One must admire the audacity: authorities revoked, yet the beast still managed a 365% pump before collapsing into the void.