WORLD BABY WOJAK/D2UB..pump
FLATLINED
WORLD BABY WOJAK

WORLD BABY WOJAKD2UB2xKTXGpVPtgAnJyQPhnBEXoLxSJ6ZtFzraRwpump

D2UB..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Liquidity evaporation meets mathematical improbability

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
13/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$3.8K
+87.9% · 24h
Volume 24h
$39.06
Holders
2
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersNo VolumeHeavy Concentration
FDV
$7.55B
Price USD
$3.77e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Wojak's Dreams Die in Twenty-Four Hours

Here we observe the World Baby Wojak, a creature so ephemeral it achieved death before achieving life. Born into a world with two holders and zero liquidity, this token represents humanity's most primal financial instinct: the desperate hope that someone, anyone, will buy your bags. Alas, the market, much like nature itself, is indifferent to such pleading.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Flatlined
$39.06 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Liquidity evaporation meets mathematical improbability
Patient Note

It had $39 in volume and the hearts of two men—neither of whom could escape.

Holders

§ 04 · 2 wallets
Top 1
50.2%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
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02BwWK...de6sAUTOPSY49.78%