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Moo Deng: Born Dead, Stayed Dead

Here we observe a remarkable specimen of the genus Pump-and-Dump-icus: birthed mere hours ago, it achieved the rare evolutionary milestone of simultaneously reaching peak valuation and absolute extinction. With four lonely holders clutching 100% of the supply and liquidity draining like a wounded wildebeest on the savanna, this token's 13.4% daily fluctuation was merely the death throes of a creature that never truly lived.