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Newborn Token Arrives Already Coding Its Own Obituary

In the span of mere hours, the 401 cat has achieved what most projects spend months perfecting: complete institutional failure. With zero liquidity and a concentration of wealth so severe it makes oligarchies blush, this feline has expired before it could even knock over its first glass of milk. We observe, with scientific detachment, a specimen that managed to revoke both authorities while somehow still finding the energy to trade $51,000 in volume—a final, frantic gasping for relevance.