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Dogwifhat: A One-Hour Pump-and-Dump Masterpiece

Here we observe the remarkable lifecycle of Dogwifhat—a token so young it hasn't yet developed object permanence, yet somehow managed to achieve a 597% price swing in 24 hours. Like a mayfly on steroids, it burned brilliantly and briefly, leaving behind only thirty bewildered holders and a liquidity pool as vacant as a ghost town at midnight. The mint authority may be revoked, but the damage—ah, the damage—required no further authorization.