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ElonSPACEX420: A Cryptocurrency Tragedy in Three Weeks

Here we observe the ElonSPACEX420AsteroidFalcon6900, a specimen that burnt through its entire lifecycle with the velocity of a poorly-engineered rocket. With ninety-nine point seven percent of its holdings concentrated in the hands of merely ten individuals, this token represents nature's cruel reminder that decentralization, much like the space program it claims to honor, requires more than an audacious name and a revoked mint authority to achieve escape velocity.