CAUSE OF DEATH
Store of Degens: A Liquidity-Free Tragedy
Here we observe the Store of Degens in its natural habitat—the trash bin of financial history. Born mere hours ago with all the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane, it expired before its first nap cycle. The four brave souls who held it discovered, too late, that zero liquidity is rather difficult to exit.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Stillborn rugpull with zero escape velocity
EPITAPH
"They came for the gains, they found the drain, they left with zero Sol and four fewer brain cells."
