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GOONCOIN: Born Broken, Died Immediately

Here we observe a rare specimen of financial fauna—a token so thoroughly stillborn that it achieved negative returns before most investors finished their morning coffee. In its brief zero-hour existence, GOONCOIN managed the remarkable feat of simultaneously having no liquidity, no trading volume of consequence, and precisely one holder nursing their catastrophic investment decision. Nature, it seems, abhors a vacuum less than it abhors a perfectly executed pump-and-dump.