CAUSE OF DEATH
The Alcatraz Coyote: Born Feral, Died Caged
Here we observe a peculiar specimen—mere hours old, yet already exhibiting the telltale signs of financial rigor mortis. The creature managed a remarkable 351% price surge on negligible liquidity, a feat comparable to a house of cards achieving flight. Tragically, with zero liquidity and 48.9% of tokens concentrated in the alpha predators' den, this coyote never had a fighting chance.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Illiquidity, concentration, and newborn toxicity
EPITAPH
"It pumped like a coyote running from a cliff—fast, furious, and completely unaware of the void below."