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ROLLING ON FLOOR: A Four-Hour Catastrophe

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the Rolling on Floor token—a creature that never quite learned to walk. Born merely four hours ago, it experienced a meteoric rise followed by a rather more impressive plummet, much like a lemming with a leveraged short position. The autopsy reveals a textbook case of liquidity evaporation, where four hopeful investors discovered that the exit door had never actually been installed.