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Floating Dog Drowns in Own Excess Liquidity

Here we observe the Floating Dog, a creature born merely an hour ago, already decomposing at a most alarming rate. In nature, when 96.5% of a species' genetic material is controlled by a handful of alpha predators, the collapse tends to be rather swift and catastrophic. The mint authority revoked itself—a rare act of self-aware surrender—yet the market had already rendered its verdict.